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Permalink Reply by Nichole CalEx on April 26, 2012 at 4:45pm

Ooo... this is a good one. Can't wait to see what everyone has to say :)

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Permalink Reply by Bill Mock on April 26, 2012 at 8:20pm

Great timing,, mine just happened. I had won a toy on an FB contest and forgot. My daughter was home from college and I was home for lunch when the UPS guy arrived and handed me the box. Without thinking or checking the sender I opened it. My daughter yelled from the living room "what did ya get?" and I couldn't think fast enough and just blurted "oh I won a sex toy". The follow up (it was the Yoo from Fun factory and isn't phallic shaped), my wife likes me to use it as a foot massager and we just leave it by the bed. Once again my daughter caught sight of it and asked my wife. Who, luckily had more sense than me and said it was a massager. Luckily my daughter didn't see it when I opened the box.

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Permalink Reply by Desiree Duffie on April 27, 2012 at 9:11am

Haha Bill, that is great!  I think if your daughter is in college, though, she probably understands what kind of "massager" your wife means.

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Permalink Reply by Bill Mock on April 28, 2012 at 12:01pm

I know,,but as a dad I need to live in my state of denial!!

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Permalink Reply by Swanky Adult Store on May 7, 2012 at 12:18am

Well I wasn't going to post this, as it is pretty embarrassing, but what they hey. Ok, here it goes. Mr. Swanky and I were experimenting with some new toys we got, one being a cock cage with 1 inch extension. He was having a helluva time getting it on, so he decided to lube up a bit. Well, that helped him get it on, but it also helped get it right back off, as we were having sex. So yeah, it was stuck inside me for a while, he tried to fish it out, didn't work, so I went and sat down in the bathroom and relaxed all my muscles, and thankfully my body pushed that thing right out. It went straight in the trash. We couldn't stop laughing. That is definitely our most embarrassing sex story, and it happened to involve a toy, so there ya go. 

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Permalink Reply by Cella BigBear on May 25, 2012 at 5:31pm

Oh where to start?

Since I begun my education of toys nearly 2 years ago, I've had lots of 'laughable' (although not at the time) moments.  My most recent one was when the vibrator I was trying out for my 'review' and in attempting to adjust the setting - accidently opened the battery enclosure, causing the batteries to go flying out of the toy, drop to the ground, and go rolling across the floor.

 

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Permalink Reply by CC Expert on May 28, 2012 at 11:28am

Haha!  Another reason why we love our rechargeable toys -- no flyaway battery "incidents" to worry about.  Hope you were able to find all of the batteries so you could finish... for the sake of your review. ;)   

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Permalink Reply by Cella BigBear on May 28, 2012 at 6:09pm

LoL....

 

Yes.  I  was able to chase them across the carpet and put them back.  I'm sure that Dan sent the review to Cal Exotics, since it was their toy. 

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