Did your mom catch you using one? Or maybe a guest staying over found your toy box? Whatever it is we want to know!

Views: 133

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Ooo... this is a good one. Can't wait to see what everyone has to say :)

Great timing,, mine just happened. I had won a toy on an FB contest and forgot. My daughter was home from college and I was home for lunch when the UPS guy arrived and handed me the box. Without thinking or checking the sender I opened it. My daughter yelled from the living room "what did ya get?" and I couldn't think fast enough and just blurted "oh I won a sex toy". The follow up (it was the Yoo from Fun factory and isn't phallic shaped), my wife likes me to use it as a foot massager and we just leave it by the bed. Once again my daughter caught sight of it and asked my wife. Who, luckily had more sense than me and said it was a massager. Luckily my daughter didn't see it when I opened the box.

Haha Bill, that is great!  I think if your daughter is in college, though, she probably understands what kind of "massager" your wife means.

I know,,but as a dad I need to live in my state of denial!!

Well I wasn't going to post this, as it is pretty embarrassing, but what they hey. Ok, here it goes. Mr. Swanky and I were experimenting with some new toys we got, one being a cock cage with 1 inch extension. He was having a helluva time getting it on, so he decided to lube up a bit. Well, that helped him get it on, but it also helped get it right back off, as we were having sex. So yeah, it was stuck inside me for a while, he tried to fish it out, didn't work, so I went and sat down in the bathroom and relaxed all my muscles, and thankfully my body pushed that thing right out. It went straight in the trash. We couldn't stop laughing. That is definitely our most embarrassing sex story, and it happened to involve a toy, so there ya go. 

Oh where to start?

Since I begun my education of toys nearly 2 years ago, I've had lots of 'laughable' (although not at the time) moments.  My most recent one was when the vibrator I was trying out for my 'review' and in attempting to adjust the setting - accidently opened the battery enclosure, causing the batteries to go flying out of the toy, drop to the ground, and go rolling across the floor.


Haha!  Another reason why we love our rechargeable toys -- no flyaway battery "incidents" to worry about.  Hope you were able to find all of the batteries so you could finish... for the sake of your review. ;)   



Yes.  I  was able to chase them across the carpet and put them back.  I'm sure that Dan sent the review to Cal Exotics, since it was their toy. 


Find Your Perfect Vibe

VIP Access

Sign Up Now

Blog Posts

Get a sexy Halloween with the 10 best scary movies

Posted by Sexycrets on October 12, 2015 at 3:27pm 0 Comments

Sexy Halloween with the Top Scary Movies by Sexycrets

Are you ready for a sexy Halloween? We want to help you get inspiration! So we have put together a list of the top 10 scary movies to watch with someone you like. And after the movie…get #scarygoodsex!

Any holiday is a great opportunity to celebrate in intimacy. And now a sexy Halloween is coming! Prepare your candy,…


Sex Talk: Do you practice it?

Posted by Sexycrets on October 10, 2015 at 10:30am 0 Comments

Sex talk? WTF!

Did you ever run away when someone tried to have a sex talk with you? Like you almost choked when someone asked you to talk about your favorite night! We talk about everything, politics, weather, stocks, fashion..but when it comes to having a sex talk we prefer to stay shut. It is ironic that the most pleasurable thing in our life sometimes takes a…



  • Add Videos
  • View All