Did your mom catch you using one? Or maybe a guest staying over found your toy box? Whatever it is we want to know!

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Ooo... this is a good one. Can't wait to see what everyone has to say :)

Great timing,, mine just happened. I had won a toy on an FB contest and forgot. My daughter was home from college and I was home for lunch when the UPS guy arrived and handed me the box. Without thinking or checking the sender I opened it. My daughter yelled from the living room "what did ya get?" and I couldn't think fast enough and just blurted "oh I won a sex toy". The follow up (it was the Yoo from Fun factory and isn't phallic shaped), my wife likes me to use it as a foot massager and we just leave it by the bed. Once again my daughter caught sight of it and asked my wife. Who, luckily had more sense than me and said it was a massager. Luckily my daughter didn't see it when I opened the box.

Haha Bill, that is great!  I think if your daughter is in college, though, she probably understands what kind of "massager" your wife means.

I know,,but as a dad I need to live in my state of denial!!

Well I wasn't going to post this, as it is pretty embarrassing, but what they hey. Ok, here it goes. Mr. Swanky and I were experimenting with some new toys we got, one being a cock cage with 1 inch extension. He was having a helluva time getting it on, so he decided to lube up a bit. Well, that helped him get it on, but it also helped get it right back off, as we were having sex. So yeah, it was stuck inside me for a while, he tried to fish it out, didn't work, so I went and sat down in the bathroom and relaxed all my muscles, and thankfully my body pushed that thing right out. It went straight in the trash. We couldn't stop laughing. That is definitely our most embarrassing sex story, and it happened to involve a toy, so there ya go. 

Oh where to start?

Since I begun my education of toys nearly 2 years ago, I've had lots of 'laughable' (although not at the time) moments.  My most recent one was when the vibrator I was trying out for my 'review' and in attempting to adjust the setting - accidently opened the battery enclosure, causing the batteries to go flying out of the toy, drop to the ground, and go rolling across the floor.

 

Haha!  Another reason why we love our rechargeable toys -- no flyaway battery "incidents" to worry about.  Hope you were able to find all of the batteries so you could finish... for the sake of your review. ;)   

LoL....

 

Yes.  I  was able to chase them across the carpet and put them back.  I'm sure that Dan sent the review to Cal Exotics, since it was their toy. 

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